Join my academy &

change your life.

(For just a few lattes a month)

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Position, build, and promote your brand all on your own. You’ll learn how to control your first impression, build a following, and live the life of your dreams.

 
 

For $49/mo, you will get:

 
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Weekly Lessons

Video lessons and worksheets delivered right to your inbox.
 

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Monthly "Assemblies"

To meet students and ask me your burning brand questions.

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100+ Resources

My secret tools that save me time and money.

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Intro Course

Get up to speed on branding lingo and how to become cool AF.

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Rad Friends

Meet the best of the biz in our members-only group, all included.

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Guaranteed Smiles

And you can’t put a price on happiness, can you?

 
 
 
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Hi, I'm Phil.

I’ve built, positioned, and promoted hundreds of brands. You’ve seen my clients on the biggest TV networks, winning Nobel Peace Prizes, and raking in millions. 

 
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If you want to:

 

make more money
 build a brand that wows others
 be your own boss
 have a hot body or a Maserati *

* Only Britney Spears can help you here.

Phil Pallen Academy is your answer.

 change the world
 get on TV
☐ take your business to the next level

 
 

Ready to be the teacher’s pet?

 
 
 

My systems that transform businesses and people have been locked away in my brain. Until now.

Is your brand dysfunctional? Repair it.

Is your brand lacking meaning? Get it going in the right direction.

Is your brand less popular than a party for one? Make it Homecoming Queen.
 

 
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Don't just take my word for it.

Take it from a few of the superstars who've worked with me.

 
 
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"Phil’s wisdom is exactly what I needed to solidify my online presence."

Mallory Hagan
Speaker, Former Miss America

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"He’s a chameleon when it comes to aligning a brand's personality with its image."

Joshua McKinley
Designer, Project Runway Alum

 
 
 
 

You could take one class at SoulCycle,
or you could enroll in my academy.

Get step-by-step techniques to make you money.
You won’t regret this. Isn't the choice obvious?

 

Contact the Principal's office and we’ll get you sorted out.

 
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